We waved goodbye to our expensive chief final week, so what higher time to appearance again at BoJo’sbest prices?
‘I think i was as soon as given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn’t cross up my nostril. In truth, it couldwere icing sugar.’
‘My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.’
‘i can infrequently condemn UKIP as a bunch of boss-eyed, foam-flecked euro hysterics, while i’ve been on occasion not a ways short of boss-eyed, foam-flecked hysteria myself.’
‘vote casting Tory will cause your spouse to have larger breasts and growth your possibilities of proudly owning a BMW M3.’
‘i’m assisting David Cameron in basic terms out of cynical self-interest.’
‘there’s truely no person, other than yourself, who can save you you, in the nighttime, from sneaking all the way down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese in the back of the refrigerator.’
Out with the antique and in with the new. study our interview with the new Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan.